Archive for March 29, 2010

Worst “Defying Gravity” EVER

The only thing “brought down” here was the key.  Yeah, she was sick.  But isn’t that what understudies and standbys are for?  Call out!  Tell a bitch, Fantasia.

When I hear this, all I picture is a backstage Eden, applying her green halfway through the song, as fast as she can.

In sharing this, I’ve received a nasty comment or two from Idina fans on YouTube.  I’d say I’m bothered, but that’d be a lie.  For me, hate mail’s a good time.  How I’ve dreamed of the day it’d start pouring in.  So thanks kids, for pulling yourselves outa your Grimmeries, saying hi and making a boy’s dream come true!

In fact, I thought it’d be fun to respond to a few of these comments and post my replies here, on the site.  Check ‘em out after the cut…

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March 29, 2010 at 4:00 pm 2 comments


The Bitch

Hey, hey boys and girls and girlie boys! It's me, Topher! (Ms. Lupone to the haters.) Welcome to my blog!

I wanna be to Broadway what Perez Hilton's to Hollywood, only better looking and maybe a touch less catty.

Okay, just better looking.

I'm not here to report - I'll leave that to classier ladies, like Broadway World and People En Español - No, I'm here to dish and on things like Eden Espinosa's bangs or why Alice Ripley hasn't blown her nose since Sideshow. You know, the important stuff.

And I'm not alone in my bedazzled, hell-bound handbasket. Joining me are my snobby theatre friends, Clarina and Rich. (More about these tricks below.)

Watch your back, Broadway. We're coming for you...

The Bitch’s Bitches


Clarina (Topher U/S)
20 / Sits to pee. (And wipes with Playbills.) Obsessed with Elaine Stritch. Tried poppers once, to fit in at a gay club. Considers Diet Coke and cigarettes a "power breakfast." Blackouts often.

22-year-old heir to a dump truck fortune. Masturbates to Jane Fonda's workout videos. Has a fear of string cheese. Wine-O. Unable to "hold it" 'til he gets home. Tenor.
Rich (Swing)

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