Broadway Blows. Literally.

Oh shit…

Last week, some girl was caught giving her guy a blowjob at the St. James Theater, during a performance of American Idiot.

Here’s what I love about this story:

I love that the theater’s ushers didn’t interrupt them, once said suck-off was brought to their attention.  They’ll grab your cell if you dare snap a shot of the set at intermission or scold you for unwrapping candies during the show, but they won’t pull a bitch off her man’s dick?  All I gotta say is, noted. 

I also love that it was a guy and a girl caught and not two gay guys.  It’s actually shocking, considering how much gays love musical theatre and having sex in public.  I’m thinking though, the guy had to be gay.  Who but a gay man would get hard during a Broadway show?

Thankfully, Patti LuPone’s not part of American Idiot’s original cast, what with her tendency to call-out misbehaving audience members.  Remember this?

Can you imagine being on edge, about to blow your load, and all of a sudden, Patti LuPone’s bellowing at you to stop?!  Terrifying.

I wonder if the guy came?

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Posted by: topherlupone